Married at First Sight Australia’s funniest Tweets: edition 2

I’m starting to think that Nassar is only invested in this experiment for the drama each week, but that’s the same reason I’m invested so I can’t judge.. #MAFS 🤷🏻‍♀️

— Dee (@deecee1819) March 5, 2018

Now I know why Troy’s parents wanted him to get married. It’s not safe for him to look after them when they get elderly. #mafs #mafsau

— OzKat (Sacred Olive Stump)🏺 (@Christie_lover) March 5, 2018

A preview of @MarriedAU tomorrow night when Justin has been shopping with Tricia. Now this is my kind of show! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/PE7N1QV9XH

— Lottie Foster 🐨 (@themacsta) March 5, 2018

Dean's best friend is jealous as #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2LP5kztDxO

— MXYZ (@MXYZ_) March 5, 2018

I think Sarah's brothers will be measuring Telv up for some concrete gumboots#MAFS

— NewieNoDriver (@tassie_codriver) March 5, 2018

#MAFS Ruby after Patrick says I think I will stay with Charlene. pic.twitter.com/R1Lx8x42UN

— I'm not done yet! (@Talktostu) March 5, 2018

Telv in love yesterday, wants to quit today. Mind you from what i saw, i wouldn't be eating the last biscuit if i was Telv. #MAFS

— Buds ® (@andybuds23) March 5, 2018

I don't know what's made me more uncomfortable – Justin kissing Carly last night or their touchy/creepy "counselling" session. #mafs pic.twitter.com/OKV1qn46X2

— Clarissa Phillips (@clarissap83) March 5, 2018

I cannot watch two people having sex therapy on tv!!! Good lord! #MAFS

— Roanna Edwards (@Roanna_Edwards) March 5, 2018

Spooning 101 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/PvSgI9uFj1

— Alessandro247🌏 (@Boohoo_3) March 5, 2018

Somone should tell Ashley's dad that Troy is trying to grasscut him#MAFS

— NewieNoDriver (@tassie_codriver) March 5, 2018

I can’t believe Sarah and Telv fought before finishing eating their pasta. That looked seriously delicious. #MAFS

— jacs (@jacsvoice) March 5, 2018

Those poor family members sitting at that dinner table like.. #MAFS @MarriedAU #mafsau pic.twitter.com/5WDSvrfF3A

— 🍿J a z z y BRAVO_🍿 (@JazzyBRAVO_) March 5, 2018

If I hear Tracey say one more time “hit it & quit it” I think I will break my tv #MAFS

— Sophie (@bluehawaiiansea) March 5, 2018

Lock ya mum's up, Troy is on the prowl #MAFSAU #Mafs

— Phid McAwesome (@PhidMcAwesome) March 5, 2018

Sarah better get used to a husbands selective hearing. It's an integral part of marriage #mafs ..pick your battles love, u cld have Dean

— Sally (@avenueminga) March 5, 2018

#MAFS Trish putting the grrr in swinger.

— Watchmefly99 (@Watchmefly999) March 5, 2018

Salad à la Troy. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/A8sTjxdNwC

— Jake Lynch (@TSP_jlynx) March 5, 2018

It's all fun and games until Trish pulls out the strap-on for Carly. #MAFS

— Jake Lynch (@TSP_jlynx) March 5, 2018

WILD #MAFS TONIGHT GANG
LICKING MY LIPS IN ANTICIPATION OF THE REUNION SPECIAL#MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/5xLMHG7q1i

— Jay K Cagatay (@jayktweets) March 18, 2018

WHO RUN THE WORLD? GEWLS. #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSightau #mafsau

— Clare + Jessie Stephens (@Thinkspo1) March 18, 2018

Please let her final words be “you hit it and I am quitting it”!!!! #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSightau

— Lauren Sayer (@Lilylauren) March 18, 2018

Can Tracey and Dean please rap their vows?? #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSightau

— Lauren Sayer (@Lilylauren) March 18, 2018

forget all the contestants i'm now a fan of the ladies and gentlemens, dinner is served guy #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSightau

— Jay K Cagatay (@jayktweets) March 14, 2018

Telv listening to Tracey.. #MAFS #MAFSAU #9Married #MarriedAtFirstSightAu pic.twitter.com/q1psGbFnba

— Mel Bentley (@BentleyMel) March 12, 2018

Well imagine that…Dean bringing up the idea of wife swapping.#MAFS #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau #marriedatfirstsight pic.twitter.com/r8vt6fDgxg

— Dave Tomlinson (@stepaheadtravel) March 7, 2018

Troy flirting with his wife's mother is the most uncomfortable thing I've seen this week 🙃 #MarriedAtFirstSightau

— Amelia Richardson (@mealz210) March 6, 2018

#MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFS Troy steps over the line when he asks could he meet Ash's grandmother.

— MJSteel86 (@MJSteel86) March 6, 2018

If my husband came into our bedroom wearing what Justin is wearing, there is a 1000% chance my vagene would shut up shop and walk out of there. #mafs #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau

— 🍂 Channy 🍂 (@Channy_Lou89) March 6, 2018

Everyone at home watching the intimacy lesson #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/VbvPEAIaQt

— Dr P (@pm_phd) March 5, 2018

#MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFS Very surprised by Ruby's colourful artwork. I was expecting SKULLS in black and white

— MJSteel86 (@MJSteel86) March 6, 2018

My face watching Carly and Justin kiss #awkward #MAFS #9married #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/4fidqgq2pF

— Maddison Turner (@maddsturner92) March 4, 2018

Looking fwd to Carly and Justin's super awkward first kiss. #mafsau #MarriedAtFirstSightau pic.twitter.com/TVS8wsZI88

— Dr P (@pm_phd) February 28, 2018

You know something's wrong when Dean starts giving better relationship advice than the "experts". #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSightau

— Dr P (@pm_phd) February 28, 2018

I've had gynaecological exams less uncomfortable than this dinner. #mafs

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 5, 2018

When I saw the preview for tomorrow nights episode #MAFS pic.twitter.com/1QpAwUso7Z

— Ames (@AmyyCatherine) March 19, 2018

Carly and Justin's "therapy" was legit this #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #KathAndKim pic.twitter.com/lTdc0k1A5O

— Stewart Mason (@karmicstewii) March 5, 2018

Ash: It was my fairytale wedding
Troy: we could do it again you know

*crickets*#MAFS

— Nez (@fraggle73) March 13, 2018

Troy's slowly picks up the remote and fast foward's through his and Ashley's wedding ceremony just so he can find a shot of Ashley's mum… #mafs pic.twitter.com/a2TC69y25P

— petty cragdale 💮 (@artpunkamor) March 13, 2018

#MAFS Nasser’s new wife pic.twitter.com/0shlHL1ML6

— SK386 (@386sk_sk386) February 28, 2018

"I've been hurt in the past" we know Mel, it's a casting requirement #MAFS

— Ashleigh (@ashashake) March 13, 2018